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$5 Lipton Iced Teas are the new norm as the school acquires a mechanical toy hound, prompting concerns about the school's financial priorities.
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A poor boy has turned into water vapour after overheating due to class air conditioning failing to work.
The school's record multimillion dollar bathroom renovations are said to have the best anti-vandalism protections possible.
The eventual plan is to have no students so teachers can be paid to do nothing.
Following years of declining food and beverage quality on Mission Day, the College has officially announced its plan to end all free food during the event by 2030.